The People's Democratic Republic of San Escobar is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 4.813 billion Sanescobarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Sanescobarian economy, worth 91.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,097 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Escobar's national animal is the Torogoz.

San Escobar is ranked 106,230^th in the world and 115^th in Eurth for Largest Populations, with 4.81 billion capita.